I calculated that if the three of us shared two entrees on Thursday night, Nut Boy and I could share one take-home entree on Friday and one on Saturday, thereby eliminating the need to make dinner for two days! Mmmmm....we love pasta so much we'll eat it for three days! And that's just what we did. I mean, of course, I microwaved some canned green beans as a side one night and even cooked some carrots the next! And, Olive Garden provides a nice microwaveable bowl and lid to reheat the pasta, which also double nicely as plates (Nut Boy with the bowl, and I with the lid). And that is the tale of our delicious, although not very nutritious, Pasta Weekend.
Also, having been Andrew's birthday (he's old, I mean, 35) this weekend we made the most ginormous ice cream cookie sandwiches you have ever seen. Mainly they turned out that way because I rarely bake and overestimated the size needed for a slightly larger than normal sized cookie! And, like any good Mom who knows the risk of salmonella and yet still feels the joys of eating cookie dough are worth the risk for her children, I allowed this...
And, all of this pasta eating and salmonella risking, was done in between copious amounts of movie watching. That thing about TVs corroding your brain...totally a myth. I've been fighting a cold all week and, considering it's about the only time Nut Boy will sit still and stop talking (I mean, seriously, I think he has a secret stash of coffee beans somewhere), I've had him spend more time than usual in front of the Boob Tube. So much apparently that the other day he actually ASKED to do "School Time." I choose to see that as if I have instilled in him a great love of learning, that in the face of watching yet another movie he chose tracing letters and doing flashcards! He passed the test. Me on the other hand?
And then there is Halloween. I grew up not celebrating Halloween and never really gave it much thought until we had a kid. I've decided that there is much freedom in Christ, and I have no moral qualms with dressing up and eating candy...we don't celebrate evil...Jesus is Lord every day in our home. But, I have found that in this freedom I now find myself in a quandary. The truth is, I don't really feel like expending the energy to make a costume and do one more thing...ministry and chores and other activities for the child make our days full. So, my kid is not dressing up today, not because I believe it's wrong, but because I choose to do other things with my time. Is that bad to say out loud?
So, let's review...
Abuse of take-out food and relying on canned veggies to provide nutrition. Check.
Only feeling a tiny twinge of guilt as my child licks potentially life-threatening cookie dough. Check.
Using TV to babysit my son when I'm sick or trying to get a moment of life-saving relative silence. Check.
Depriving my kid of the childhood joys of Halloween dress-up and candy for my own sanity. Check.
Yeah, I'm that Mom. Whose handing out the gold stars??
